📆 Canon Point

post-S02E01, Be Right Back + one year in @maskormenace

🏠 Housing

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💼 Job:

(former) Voice Actor for Comedi, The Comedian AI

💥 Powers:

• Android Physiology (canon power)

  As an android, Ash does not need to eat, drink, sleep, blink, or breathe. His body is completely synthetic, and also comes with the following features:
  

  LEARNING MEMORY
  Ash remembers everything the real Ash ever said or posted online, and can learn new behaviors through being told stories of what the real Ash used to say or do.
  
  SUSTAINABLE POWER SOURCE
  It is not shown in canon how Ash maintains operation over a long course of time; whether he needs to "plug in," etc. However, we do know that he is still functioning when Martha's daughter is approximately ten years old, so I headcanon that he has some sort of self-charging battery, possibly solar powered or conductive. (Or it's the future and renewable energy is just a thing.)
  
  INTERNET CONNECTIVITY
  Ash can access the internet remotely, googling things in the span of seconds merely by thinking.
  
  PHYSICAL CUSTOMIZATION
  While he cannot grow facial hair, Ash can reproduce moles or freckles instantaneously.
  
  DAMAGE REDUCTION
  While Ash's skin is not impermeable, he does not bleed if cut, and his cuts will heal if given time. Still, anything that breaks Ash's skin should be wrapped in paper.
  
  SEXUAL PROWESS
  Ash comes preprogrammed with numerous sexual subroutines, designed to give his partner ultimate pleasure. In addition, he is able to become instantly erect.
  
  DISTANCE RESTRICTION
  Ash is incapable of leaving the vicinity of his activation point, unless his administrative user, Martha, is with him. (This restriction would be lifted in game, of course.)

  
  

• Digital Transferance (non-canon)

  With this power, Ash will be able to send his physical body through any internet connection, allowing him to travel between internet connected devices instantly. The process has to be willing, as in the person whose device he is traveling to must accept the file transfer. He can't just travel to any device he wants to, regardless of distance or willingness of owner.
  
  

• Childproofing (non-canon)

  If anyone tries to attack Ash with a weapon, or use a weapon in his immediate vicinity, the weapon instantaneously gets replaced with a plastic toy replica. Guns shoot nerf bullets, knives become flimsy rubber, bombs explode confetti, and lightsabers' blades collapse in on themselves (but they still light up and make cool noises). The effect will fade after one day, returning the weapons to their rightful state after 24 hours. This does not apply to improvised weapons— if someone were to attack Ash with a chair or a smashed bottle, he would have no defense.
  

❓ Permissions

OOC

Backtagging: A-OK
Threadhopping: Sure!
Fourthwalling: Please don't tell him he's from a TV show, but calling him sci-fi is fine
Offensive subjects (elaborate): None OOCly, but ICly he has abandonment issues

IC

Hugging this character: Yes please!
Kissing this character: Sure
Flirting with this character: OK but he won't know what to do with that
Fighting with this character: Fine, but please take note of his above mentioned Childproofing power
Injuring this character: Let's hash out the severity beforehand
Killing this character: Talk to me first
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: All you'll be able to hear is static, or maybe binary