LITTLE HADES - IT INBOX

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Please submit a help ticket and one of our technicians will respond to
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<b>Ticket #</b> <b>CREATOR:</b> Who's requesting the support? Include their department <b>SUMMARY:</b> What's the job? <b>PRIORITY:</b> Urgent/Medium/Low <b>COMMENTS:</b>

Comments

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Ticket #6̼̬̤̰̥͉̪ͮ̔̈͗̋͊ͫ̚6̵͈̤̜̭̾̐ͭ6̨̲͆ͬ

CREATOR: INFERNALAFFAIRS - L
SUMMARY: Digitizing miscelaneous documents
PRIORITY: Medium
COMMENTS: Approx. 50 (fifty) boxes being delivered to IT with assorted memos, citations, imprecations, etc. Pls retain original formatting.

There's something nesting in box 34. Do you want a separate ticket for that?

[bastardofipswich]

Ticket # 853
CREATOR: LEGAL - Chase Collins
SUMMARY: Somebody lodged a stapler in my computer monitor
PRIORITY: Urgent
COMMENTS: Fix my computer asap. I have to do all my work by hand until it's working again.

hello did you miss him

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Ticket #8͔̦̠͙͓̄͟ͅͅ2̴̧̣̹̜̪̦͐ͭ͢3̶͚̳̙̣̃͛̎
CREATOR: INFERNALAFFAIRS - L
SUMMARY: ?????????
PRIORITY: Low
COMMENTS: <3

[hux]

Ticket #1245
CREATOR: INTERNALAFFAIRS - H
SUMMARY: Hardware replacement.
PRIORITY: Medium to Urgent.
COMMENTS: Kept getting a blue screen. Found RAM to be loose in slots. Fixed it. Now unit smokes and attempts to bite when we try to remove the side from it to take a look.

Addendum: If your dept has spare bandages, bring them.